50 words on...Sochi Winter Olympics

The last of the Olympic rings didn't light as planned and was listed as the first failure in Sochi. Surely the greater failure is of the host nations inability to treat gay people as equal? Here's hoping this isn't forgotten once the media circus leaves and change is inspired in Russia

50 Words On.... Now Tv

Now Tv has been pulling in a steady flow of sign ups to its subscription, without contract, services for a few months now and for good reason!! The Sky streaming service provides top quality TV, films and sports for very reasonable rates. Now they have produced the missing piece of the puzzle, A killer app. Streaming over WiFi and 3G it produces excellent results, we predict big things for the service this year A*

Order NowTv from £9.99!!
https://shop.nowtv.com

Top five Football Manager 2014 cheap gems

If you're planning a quiet weekend in with nothing but the stresses of Football Management then we've got the top five cheap players your side can't be without.

1) Lubos Kalouda. This Czech attacking midfielder is available from around £190k from Dukla Prague and has seemingly struggled to live up to his potential which saw him win 8 caps for the Czech Under 21's. Quick and determined, Kalouda provides a superb outlet behind the main striker. Used in the attacking midfielder capacity he bagged 24 goals and 11 assists for me with Wolves in League One.

2) Angelos Charisteas. The Greek hero of Euro 2004 at 33 is still an accomplished target man and a worthy addition to a side favouring direct play either in the Championship or Mid-Lower Premiership cubs. Try using him as a lone striker with two quick, inside forwards on the wings to play off him. As a free transfer, he's well worth a punt.

3) Ciprian Marica. With 62 caps and 21 goals for Romania you will be getting a player with genuine international pedigree. Recently released by Schalke at the start of the game, the 27 year old striker has a great first touch and blistering acceleration. Used in the attacking forward role, Marica would be a good choice for a team playing on the counter attack.

4) Damien Boudjemaa. This 28 year old French attacking midfielder is valued at just £40k and plies his trade in Romania with Petrolul. With excellent passing and movement off the ball, Boudjemaa is a definite candidate for the tricky attacking play-maker role behind your striker. You will face stiff competition for his services at the start of any game so secure him quickly before he's snapped up.

5) Hosain Kaebi. 27 year old Iranian Kaebi is a superb right wing back with astoundingly good technique and pace. He gives a great attacking option for those playing 5-3-2 have him running with the ball down the right causing havoc on your opponents left. Transfer listed at the start of the game with an asking price of just £85k from Iranian club Sanat Naft Abadan.

Shoe of the Day - Grenson Bert, Black

As far as £185 investments go this is solid. Weddings, meetings, dinners and drinks will all be navigated with ease with the Bert either with jeans or virtually any suit. Grenson the Northampton shoemaker maker has produced a lace up, smart, toe capped black shoe that is genuinely versatile and oozes British style.

http://www.grenson.co.uk/en_gb/bert

50 Words On.... Tattoo Regrets

Watching tonights episode of BodyShockers, you will either fall into the love it or hate it camp. But does everyone agree that there should be more responsibility taken by all involved? Write an essay on why you want it done? Put it to a Vote with your friends?? Or is it your body to screw with? Let us know..

50 Words On.... Outlast

Good God this game is terrifying. Perfectly executed jump scares, spooky music and great environments combine to superb effect to create one hell of an atmosphere. Free to play for PS Plus subscribers this is well worth your time. Turn up the sound and play in the dark. Excellent 4/5

The Top five Valentine's Day Gifts for her.. because she deserves it chaps

1) A bespoke outfit. Alice's Boutique produces great made to measure dresses, tops and skirts. She'll love it. (alices-boutique.com)

2) Spa Day. She'll get royally spoiled and will get some much appreciated time and space away from you. (treatme.co.uk)

3) A message in the sky. Classic and stylishly excessive. (airads.co.uk)

4) Pandora Ring. (estore-uk.pandora.net)

5) Red Roses. Got to be done really. (interflora.co.uk)

50 words on..... Danbury mtb trails

Located just next to maldon in Essex lies a mountainbike playground in the woods for all skill levels.

Bomb holes, Berms, jumps and fast singletrack are guaranteed to get the adrenaline flowing.

Local parking and a small shop are nearby. In a mostly flat county its a real treat! Go check it out.

50 words on....The Computers, 'Love Triangles, Hate Squares'

Love Triangles, Hate Squares is bought to us by Exeter band, The Computers. An album laden with 50's rock and roll vibes, Elvis Costello inspired pop sing along, in the form 'C.R.U.E.L', a dash of soul and Motown (Mr Saturday Night). Music worthy of your ears, go get it 3.5/5

Here's a little sample for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbm80hplLM

Top 5 Things....We would swap with America

1. Cheerleaders – Because the best thing we get to stare at, at half time, is a soggy pie
   
   
2. Big TV Shows – They have Tony Soprano, we have Phil Mitchell...
   
   
3. Las Vegas – Because Blackpool just doesn't quite compare
   
   
4. Big Mac's – Bye Bye British baby Mac, hello monster Mac!
   
   
5. Driving at 15 – Because this is the age we felt most responsible

What are your favourite American things you wish us British had?

50 Words On.... Random Terrifying Pain

So I just went to sneeze, but as I hit the apex of the inhale, was struck with a pain so sharp in my chest it killed the sneeze instantly and I just ended up making this little shout, really makes you aware of your own mortality something like that :-/
Tell us about your (NotSoClose) Calls

50 words on.... Laudrup sacking

Laudrup has been sacked by Swansea, amid reports of player's threatening each other and a dislike for taking training sessions. With hair like that, would you want to go and stand in the rain whilst Chico Flores tries to find a brick to throw at Garry Monk? Nope, me neither

50 Words On.... What we want in the next Mass Effect

Increased character selection is a must. I want to be Asari. We need exploration, I miss the exploration from ME1. We want our character and squad mates to progress, skills, weapons, aesthetics, personalities. We want the ability to alter the s tory based on our decisions, so many decisions please.

Let's choose the name of David Beckham's new Major League Soccer Franchise..

We want your suggestions for David's new enterprise on the other side of the Atlantic. What name could grab the attention of an American public, slowly easing in to accepting Soccer. The more football played in the world the better is what we say. Good luck David.

 Let's get you started;

1) Victoria Beckham's Soccer Squad Featuring David Beckham.
2) The Miami Cash Ins
3) Miami Gators in Partnership with Gatorade and Pepsi and Toyota

50 Words On.... Battlefield 4 Campaign Mode

Weighing in at around 3 hours, BF4 follows in its predecessors footsteps by being astonishingly short in campaign mode. Although short, the scenes are beautifully rendered and the storyline is engaging. AI is above average, but can wonder into predictable, weaponary is responsive and satisfying, but can be confusing for the novice.      3.5/5

50 Words On.... Ancient Aliens

'Ancient astronaut theorists believe...' My favourite nonsense nugget to emerge from AA? Extraterrestrials built the Pyramids among other monuments in order to navigate Earth. Which begs the question, if they travelled from deep space from far away galaxies, why do they need tall(ish) buildings to navigate one planet? Entertaining drivel.

50 Words On... The Clacton Gas Explosion

Having stood in the centre of the scene of the explosion, it is diffcult to convey the devastation witnessed. To see families lives scattered far and wide is a sombering image. Nearby properties are extensively damaged, reflecting the power of the explosion. We wish all involved a speedy recovery.

http://news.sky.com/story/1206815/clacton-gas-explosion-flattens-two-homes

50 Words On.... Game Publishers Taking the giant biscuit

Zenimax Studios, publisher of Elder Scrolls Online expects you to pay to play on Xbox One and PS4. A monthly fee of near £10. In addition to £50 it will cost to buy the game. Often demanded on PC gaming this has outrageously transitioned to consoles. What next? Sports Interactive selling additional transfer funds on Football Manager?? Oh..

50 Words On.... The Genius Of Grand Theft Auto V

Trevor. Michael. Franklin. Three crooks working their way up and down the ladder of criminality in a wafer - thin veiled Los Angeles. The attention to detail; staggering. The characters; legendary. The story; engaging. Online; immersive. A wet slap on a cold day to the face of pop culture. Superb.  5/5

The Top five Valentine’s Day gifts for us. Because we want presents too.

1)      Zombie Survival Weekend. Nothing says ‘I Love You’ like giving you the opportunity to defend yourself from an un-dead horde. (zedevents.co.uk)

2)      Coat of arms and surname history print. (findmeagift.co.uk)

3)      Burberry Brit Rhythm.  (Debenhams.com)

4)      Simon Carter men’s wing tie clip. Stylish and lets us believe we’re fighter pilots; this is good. (ernestjones.co.uk - pictured below)

5)      GQ Eats. (amazon.co.uk)

 

 

 

 

50 Words On....Mrs Elswoods Haimisha Cucumbers

It's not often that pickles meet review pages, but these are too good to ignore! Sweet, salty and juicy as hell, these gherkins are enhanced with mustard seeds and onions and will make the perfect accompaniment to any burger. Available from Sainsburys in the UK, satisfaction guaranteed, a bang on wally!

Buy Haimisha Cucumbers at Sainsbury's now!!